Hobbies

My hobbies include, but are not limited to:
1. Obssessing over my flattering reflection in every shiny surface that has the privelage of being in my majestic presence
2. Crunching potato chips while I eat them in a very loud and obnoxious manner, in quite places. (Note: If in a close proximety to people trying to concentrate, the pleasure derived from it is substanially increased)
3. Hugging strangers
4. Replying to people's facebook posts with original witty quips often containing references to pop-culture topics, regardless of whether or not it is benefical to anyone reading it in any way.
5. Ordering diet water.
6. Also, ordering extra-medium fries.
7. Making lists that only go to seven, but that are numbered to twenty.
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