Hobbies

My hobbies include, but are not limited to:
1. Obssessing over my flattering reflection in every shiny surface that has the privelage of being in my majestic presence
2. Crunching potato chips while I eat them in a very loud and obnoxious manner, in quite places. (Note: If in a close proximety to people trying to concentrate, the pleasure derived from it is substanially increased)
3. Hugging strangers
4. Replying to people's facebook posts with original witty quips often containing references to pop-culture topics, regardless of whether or not it is benefical to anyone reading it in any way.
5. Ordering diet water.
6. Also, ordering extra-medium fries.
7. Making lists that only go to seven, but that are numbered to twenty.
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Dream Vacation

I don't have the specific location of my dream vacation place in mind, I do, however, have certain particular standards of said destination. I want to go to a place that is a considerable distance from Garden City. I want to enjoy my vacation. End of story.

What I look for in a friend...

1. Someone who comes as close to understanding me as possible.
2. Someone who is unique
3. Someone who funny
4. Someone who spends time with me.
5. The end

Goals...

1. To be happy
2. To be successful
3. To do good in school
4. Have better friends
5. Hang out with said friends
6. Try every type of smoothie at sonic
7. Get an A in every class
8. Learn everything
9. Laugh

10. Continue using media connection to ruin Miley Cyrus
11. Figure out why Kanye interrupted my girlfriend, Taylor
12. Consider joining a shaolin monastery
13. Use more Diablo Cody-ism in normal conversation
14. Decipher more rap songs to figure out their meanings and gain insight into their way of life
15. Get Obama impeached
16. Replace Daniel Radcliffe in the last two Harry Potter movie
17. Convince Apple that after the Ipad they need to stop, it must end, enough is enough
18. Get a leading role on "The Office"
19. Slowly remove people who don't know how to type correctly from my facebook account
20. Assume my rightful position as leading of the world.